Re: SEX WITH SATAN! 

I want you to know something. 

I want you to know that if you are interested in sex with the devil, but still skeptical… skepticism doesn’t mean you won’t have experiences. 

I don’t believe Lucifer would do anything non-consensual to those who love him, but

He may open your mind with experiences more visceral and intense than you anticipated, even if you aren’t sure you really believe in this “god-sex” stuff,

And then your skeptical little brain will have to deal with what just happened and how it made you feel. 

So maybe don’t give him blanket consent to interact with you sexually at any time, like I did, like a fucking idiot, because

when I say “you” in this post of course I actually mean me,

And I am talking very specifically and non-hypothetically about some stuff that happened this morning.

Oh yeah, also? God-sex and morning quickies aren’t a good combo. Especially if you have to run off to work. 

The effects I experienced were like a combo of the intense body buzz of good sex with the disorientation of being really fucking high, because you have to be a little altered to do this sort of stuff usually and I was in a pretty deep trance. 

You’re gonna need to ground yourself like crazy. 

Am I an expert on this? NOOOOO, as you should be able to tell from this post! I am basically a fumbling virgin when it comes to god-sex. Yeah, I’ve done some reading on how to approach, it but resources are scarce and I’m having to reinvent the wheel. (Can we get some astral sex ed, please?!) (If you have any info to share I am all ears, seriously.)

TL;DR– when you give Satan a sexual come-on, try to be prepared for whatever might happen.