Naamah– First Impressions

I am starting a relationship with Naamah. So far, seems fabulous. 

Naamah is one of the four angels of sacred prostitution. She has a special love for music and musicians. As a musician and a sex worker (I’m a pro dom), she’s just a good fit for me. Sometimes she is also thought to offer comfort to the recently dead, and as a person who has lost three friends in the last six months (one to suicide, two to cancer) I’m obviously also interested in her role as psychopomp. Additionally, she is supposed to have a particular affinity for divination, aka my main focus in magic. 

It’s a match made in hell, in the best way. 

Lucifer recommended that I contact her several months ago. I procrastinated, due to a dearth of reliable sources– there really isn’t much on Naamah outside of the Zohar. Eventually I realized that the only way I was going to learn more was by direct experience. When I got in touch a few days ago, the response was something like “FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for your call.”

I found her presence very interesting– Lucifer has this clarity for me, but Naamah has a sort of murky, intoxicating vibe. I felt slightly drunk or feverish while interacting with her, despite being neither. For lack of a better term, I found her energy a bit more stereotypically demonic– she brought this heavy, sexually charged atmosphere with her. I mean, succubus. What do you expect?

I really like her. It feels like we’re going to have a beautiful relationship. She has this tough-yet-comforting, worldly-wise vibe, a lot like many veteran sex workers I have known. Very down-to-earth, despite the trippy atmosphere. Imagine sitting in a room filled with the smells of patchouli and marijuana, maybe with a bunch of lava lamps and a beaded curtain or two, and this beautiful, badass lady watching you with a knowing expression, telling you to sit your ass down and talk to her about what’s going on. Seedy vibes of a store-front psychic who, despite the tacky decor, is no fraud. The guarded, boundaried compassion of a whip-smart ho who does a ton of emotional labor, and knows that sex work is often just therapy with a happy ending. 

I got a piece of blood quartz and made it into a pendulum for her. Haven’t tried it out yet, so far communication has been via tarot. She seems to like rose incense. A simple cup of water is a good offering for her– she’s associated with water and the ocean, but the cup of water offering also makes me think about the needs of singers and phone sex operators, two groups of people who probably appreciate a simple glass of water in a way no one else can. Putting on some music is also a good idea. I picked an album by an obscure band I really like, with the rationale that maybe it was something she hadn’t heard yet. 

I am so glad to have her in my corner.

Cost-Free Devotional Ideas

luciformspiral:

For when you want to connect with Lucifer, but you need food & shelter more than statues & candles.

Breathing in unison: Mentally call our to Lucifer, and visualize him before you. Imagine him breathing in a steady rhythm. Set your intention to become one being through unified breath. Close your eyes, and breathe in unison. Repeat as necessary.

Pour out some water: Near a water fountain or a bathroom sink? Fill a container with potable water, and pour it out on the ground for Lucifer. Be sure to do it with the intention of giving this gift to him, however small of a token.

Forage for offerings: Want to give Lucifer some flowers? Walk around the neighborhood and see if you can find some wild ones. Even if all you can find is dandelions, you still went looking just so he could have them. He understands this. This applies to anything of beauty you manage to find: stones, lucky pennies, wild herbs, etc. Just don’t eat anything unless you know what you’re doing.

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

Me: Hey sexy, did it hurt falling from heaven?
Lucifer: Oh yeah, it hurt… like an orgasm.

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mintelly:

cause fuck’em

Ig: mintelly