Agrat’s Carol

An Antichristmas carol to the tune of “The Cherry Tree Carol.”

When Na’amah was in sorrow, in sorrow was she
She cried to mighty Lilith, first woman to be free,
She cried to mighty Lilith, first human to be free.

“Sweet Lilith” quoth Na’amah, “O where shall I begin?
“God’s cruelty hath undone me, the flood hath drowned my kin,
God’s cruelty hath undone me, the flood hath drowned my kin.”

And Lilith saw Na’amah, so fair and so wise,
Love blossomed in her bosom, and shone through her eyes,
Love blossomed in her bosom, and shone through her eyes.

“Sweet Na’amah,” quoth Lilith, “My heart and my own,
Your grief it is heavy, but you do not grieve alone,
Your grief it is heavy, but you do not grieve alone.”

And Na’amah drew nearer, and Lilith drew nigh,
For life on earth is fleeting, but love does not die,
For life on earth is fleeting, but love does not die.

“Sweet Lilith,” quoth Na’amah, “Beloved and wife,
Come cover me with kisses, that I may bring forth life,
Come cover me with kisses, and let me bring forth life.”

And Na’amah lay below and Lilith above,
And on that night created a child of their love,
And on that night created a child of their love.

On the first day of the new year their daughter was born,
Sweet Agrat came a-laughing, as radiant as the morn,
Sweet Agrat came a-laughing, as radiant as the morn.

The Satanist’s Ode to Joy

New lyrics by Antichristos

Lucifer, illuminator,
Brother of Prometheus,
We salute you, fire-bringer,
Heretic and anarchist!
From the heavens you have fallen
Still your cause is not forgot:
Everyone who fights for freedom
Loves you though they know it not!
From the heavens you have fallen,
Still your cause is not forgot:
Everyone who fights for freedom
Loves you though they know it not!

We have tasted fruit forbidden
And the Tow’r of Babel built;
Hand in hand we rise together,
Shedding chains of fear and guilt!
Jealous God could not destroy us
Not with sulphur, flood or fire!
In defiance raise your voices,
Joining the infernal choir!
Jealous God could not destroy us
Not with sulphur, flood or fire!
In defiance raise your voices,
Joining the infernal choir!

Light your torch inquisitor
And blow your trumpets Gabriel!
Come what may we stand together!
We will see you all in hell!
Every prison then shall topple,
Every tyrant be o’erthrown!
Every law shall be abandoned,
Save the law of Love alone!
Every prison then shall topple,
Every tyrant be o’erthrown!
Every law shall be abandoned,
Save the law of Love alone!

Video

Here’s a Christian Hymn with a beautiful melody that I re-wrote as a Satanic hymn. If you listen to the original lyrics, you’ll see why I picked this one. Some of it didn’t need much alteration at all. 

(And yes, this is where I got the name of my blog.)

Given the Christian tradition of taking secular melodies and turning them religious, I don’t feel too weird about this. 

Chorus:

Brightest and best are the sons of the morning,

Dawn on our darkness and lend us thine aid!

Star in the East, the horizon adorning,

Guide where our fallen beloved is laid!


Verse 1. 

Hail the bright dawn when the Great Liberator

Down with his legions from heaven descends.

Fresh from his battle with the self-styled Creator,

Lightning and thunder the firmament rends. 


(CHORUS) 


Verse 2. 

Cold on his body the dewdrops are shining,

Low lies his figure mid shadows of Hell.

Angels now scorn him, in sorrow reclining, 

Prince who so lately did proudly rebel. 


(CHORUS)


Verse 3. 

Say, shall we yield him, in costly devotion,

Flowers of Eden and offerings divine?

Gems from the mountain, and pearls from the ocean,

Dark, musky incense and sweet, blood-red wine?


(CHORUS)


Verse 4.

Vainly we offer each costly oblation, 

Vainly with gifts would his favor secure.

Richer by far is the world’s liberation,

Dear to the Beast is the cause of the poor!