Invocation of the Four Consorts

MATERIALS:

  • Four tarot cards to represent the queens
  • Consort incense ash (i.e. ash from incense burned in honor of the consorts)
  • Bells (Air/Fire)
  • Roses (Earth/Air)
  • Rose Water (Earth/Water)
  • Annointed candle (Fire/Water)
  • Pretty makeup brush for chrisms (optional)

The tarot cards are placed towards the four directions, along with the ritual elements: Items for Agrat and Air/Fire (bells and Queen of Cups) to the Southeast, for Lilith and Fire/Water (Candle and Queen of Wands) to the Southwest, for Naamah and Water/Earth to the Northwest (Queen of Pentacles and Rose Water), for Eisheth Zenunim and Earth/Air to the Northeast (Roses). Incense ash sits in the center. 

The celebrant begins facing Southeast. 

CELEBRANT: Hail to Agrat Bat Mahlat! Child of hope, creator and destroyer of illusions, conveyor and healer of disease! Reveal the truth to us, and send confusion to our enemies!

ALL: Renich viasa Agrat tasa lirach!

Celebrant rings the bell and then turns clockwise to the Southwest. 

CELEBRANT: Hail to Lilith, first of women, first human to rebel! Hail to thee who art two in one, male and female, adopter of stillbirths, avenger of the abused! Guard our bodies from those who would destroy them! Guard our freedom from those who would steal it away! Protect all women, and all gender outcasts and outlaws everywhere!

ALL: Renich viasa avage Lillith lirach!

Celebrant lights the candle, and then turns Northwest. 

CELEBRANT: Hail to Naamah, whose beauty makes angels fall! Hail Naamah, thief of knowledge, Queen of divination, mistress of seduction, and revolutionary whore! Grant us the insight to see what we need, and the ingenuity to obtain it! Grant us your clever artifice that we may gain wealth, wisdom and liberty!

ALL: Alora vefa an ca Naamah!

Celebrant sprinkles water around from his fingertips, then turns Northeast. 

CELEBRANT: Hail to Eisheth Zenunim, Mystery Babalon, mother of abominations, mother of death and mother of us all! Hail to thee Lady Satan, fallen angel of Liberty! May your poisoned sword cut down the tyrants! May your kisses, sweet as roses, comfort the bereaved! Let us return to you with joy, but not before our hour!

ALL: Lirach tasa Eisheth ayer!

The celebrant deeply inhales the scent of the rose. 

The celebrant turns to face the congregation and may then slip into a state of possession by one or all of these deities. The channel may now beckon the congregants forward, one by one, to receive benediction in the form of an inverted cross drawn in incense ash on their brow using the makeup brush. Congregants may request benediction from one of the four specifically. 

When all have received benediction, all join hands and pronounce:

ALL: Be it so, nema!

A Rant About Succubi

I work extensively with Eisheth Zenunim, Lilith, Naamah and Agrat bat Mahlat, the four succubus queens of hell. They are all consorts of Lucifer and also, frankly, of each other. Think of them as “the infernal polycule.”

A lot of occultist fuckbois want to work with succubi. They draw pictures of big-tiddy Lilith clad in skimpy chain mail bikinis. These depictions usually also show Lilith with smooth, hairless skin, which is ironic, because she’s often been described as extremely hairy in the lore. They also usually depict her as unambiguously female, which she is not (Lilith and Adam were both originally androgynous beings according to Kabbalistic lore, Adam was later split into masculine and feminine aspects to become Adam and Eve. Lilith was never divided and remains dual in nature). (You can also find problematic, transmisogynistic “girl with a dick” porn of Lilith, which is honestly no better.)

A lot of these occultist fuckbois manage to have sexual encounters with succubi. What they fail to understand is that, yes, if you summon a succubus for sex, she will probably fuck you– because fucking you and draining your life-force and sexual energy is how she eats. You aren’t a cool badass magus who tamed Lilith with your peen. You are a chump, you are a trick, you are a pathetic john, and she is laughing at you.

The four queens of hell are a LOT more than sex goddesses, and also they can be a lot more sex goddess than you bargained for. Ever heard about Eisheth Zenunim’s blind serpent or venom-dripping sword? Sounds at all… phallic to ya? They are not hetero male fantasies and do not exist to fulfill hetero male fantasies. They don’t even exist to prey on hetero male fantasies– they eat to live, they don’t live to eat.

If you come at a succubus just wanting a sexy demoness fantasy, you’ll get nothing from the encounter. She will be sure to take far more than she gave, and it may take months or years for you to fully realize how much you lost. She also may make the experience entirely unpleasant for you– medieval and renaissance texts recount succubus experiences which are anything but sexy, featuring helpless men being ridden by succubi who appeared to be dripping blood, pus, and excrement from every orifice. Do you want terrifying sleep paralysis? This is how you get terrifying sleep paralysis.

All of this said, it is possible to have wonderful, satisfying sexual experiences with succubi. They can even GIVE you power and energy instead of taking it, if they want to!

So how do you get this?

You don’t.

They give it to you, if they want to.

Never approach the queens of hell only as sex goddesses or demonic booty-calls. They are so much more than that. Don’t diminish them.

The succubi are goddesses of sacred prostitution, among many other things. This doesn’t mean they are down for whatever. This means they insist on getting as much as they give in any sexual interaction– if not more.

Don’t just offer your dick. In fact, don’t offer your dick at all unless asked for, and then, only if you feel like it. You get to revoke consent too!

Offer your devotion. Offer your friendship and most genuine respect. Seek their wisdom, their power, their allyship. Make sincere, unselfish offerings.

Ask Naamah about the knowledge she gained from the Watcher angels. She learned the secrets of metallurgy, cosmetics, divination, astrology, herbology, magic, and reading and writing. Those are her gifts to humanity. She is a Promethean entity and will share these gifts freely with those who approach her respectfully.

Ask Lilith about dreams and astral flight. Ask her to induce a miscarriage when an abortion is desperately needed and not available. Ask her to help you or someone you care about escape an abusive relationship. She protects gender outlaws, orphans, sex workers, and victims of abuse. She takes the souls of all who die too young, and is a mother to them.

Ask Eisheth Zenunim to explain the mysteries of death and the universe, the cycles of rebirth and decay. Ask her about revolution. She can teach you how to have compassion for the unloveable, how to witness the most gruesome suffering without flinching, how to give your love and assistant to lepers, to burn victims, to the horribly diseased without feeling the least repulsion. She can teach you how to grieve and come to terms with the end of life. She can also punish the tyrannical with her poisoned sword.

Ask Agrat Bat Mahlat to destroy your illusions. She can reveal the truths you have hidden even from yourself. She can also weave illusions and glamours around you when you need to deceive others. She can cause and heal disease, either physical or mental.

These spirits, neither male nor female, though loosely feminine in nature, are wise, powerful, cunning, vibrant, and absolutely indomitable. Never try to trick them, manipulate them, con them, or put one over on them. They have played more powerful beings than you, including King Fucking Solomon and the Watcher Angels. You will never win.

Don’t try to win. Don’t try to slide into the bone-zone. Seek, instead, to make friends, to become allies, to help them as they can help you. Join with their cause, the cause of all demons and fallen angels. Advance their agenda on earth, align it with your own.

If you are female, queer, trans, intersex, a sex worker, or a child (especially orphaned, abandoned, or abused), you will probably have a much easier time with them. They are natural protectors to you.

If you are an adult male, especially if you are a cis het male, proceed with caution and humility. You will have to go a lot farther to earn their trust.

See them as strong, powerful, wise personalities, not as a hot date or a means to ascend on whatever ladder of initiation you are currently fumbling your way up. Treat them as you would treat any relationship with anyone you consider to have full personhood. Put thoughts of entering the bone-zone right out of your head.

I’m not gonna lie. I am a man (albeit a queer trans man who is a sex worker) who has managed to have amazing, non-predatory sex with every single one of the succubi mentioned above. I did not plan to. I did not approach them holding onto that hope. They offered, eventually, and I said yes with great gratitude. And the sex has been amazing, magically powerful, and full of intense intimacy and love. From them, I have even learned how to consensually practice sexual succubacy and incubacy (when your partner cums, they release a ton of orgasmic energy anyway, and if you know how, you can suck that energy right up without draining them any more than you normally would. But still, ALWAYS ask). The sexual part of our relationship has brought me incredible gifts, but so have the non-sexual parts.

And there is no way I could have forced this type of relationship, any more than one can force or manipulate any other genuine, nurturing, loving, and mutual sexual relationship.

In short, if you are a man, especially a cis het man, work on your relationship with women and your relationship with gender before you try to work with succubi. If you’re still trying to lie, manipulate, badger, pester, coerce, seduce, or otherwise bullshit in your personal relationships, if you are on some pick-up artist shit or forever trying to work from the friendzone into the bonezone, stop right now. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, or hex yourself.

 

 

 

Martin Luther and the 95 Feces

Let’s talk about Martin Luther.

He was an antisemite.

He was really into encouraging the brutal repression of peasant uprisings, whether Protestant or Catholic.

And most of all, HE WAS OBSESSED WITH POOP.

Seriously. He spent his life believing he was locked in spiritual warfare with Satan, who he believed was GIVING HIM GAS AND ALSO THE SHITS. (See Mephistopheles: The Devil in the Modern World by Jeffrey Burton Russell.)

“Devil, I have just shit in my trousers. Have you smelled it?”
—Martin Luther

“Such a great horrid fart did the papal ass let go here! He certainly pressed with great might to let out such a thunderous fart—it is a wonder that it did not tear his hole and belly apart!”
—Martin Luther

“I’m like a ripe stool and the world is like a gigantic anus, and we are about to let go of each other.”
—Martin Luther shortly before his death

“What is one to do when a religious leader refers so persistently to the anus?”
—David B. Meyer

“Lest you think that I’ve cherry-picked these selections, I refer you to an analysis of his close to four hundred letters, almost 40% of which had some sort of reference to either butts, shitting, shit, and anuses, in that order of descending popularity.”
—Ed Simon

To learn more about this doubtless FASCINATING subject, I recommend this terribly funny and erudite article by the aforementioned Ed Simon, PhD.
https://queenmobs.com/2017/12/fecal-fridays-martin-luther-toilet/

Rest in Power, Rutger Hauer

It rhymes, see?

I don’t usually post about celebrity deaths, but the death of actor Rutger Hauer, who played the rebel android Roy Batty in Blade Runner, hit me particularly hard. Not just because he was a major crush of mine. Not just because he was a wonderful actor who has appeared in a number of movies and TV shows I thoroughly enjoyed.

No, I am mourning Rutger Hauer in particular, and doing so publicly on this here Satanic blog, because Roy Batty was the first true representation of Luciferian spirit that I encountered in any media.

One of the first lines Batty speaks in Blade Runner is “Fiery the angels fell.” Throughout the film, deliberate parallels are drawn between the replicant rebellion and the war in heaven. In fact, Batty literally fought in the heavens– in space. When Batty confronts his creator, Eldon Tyrell, Tyrell is explicitly referred to as God. I didn’t get the references at the time because I hadn’t read Milton and wasn’t very familiar with the war in heaven story.

The replicants are angels in another sense– in the sense of messengers from heaven. They come down to earth bearing an urgent gospel– life is short! For the replicants with their four-year lifespans, this news is particularly urgent, but it applies to the apathetic human Deckard too, and ultimately speaks to him deeply, shaking him from his malaise. It was a message that spoke to me, through the screen. The voracious hunger for experience, the fierce struggle for existence that defines the replicants, really woke me up.

Before I found Milton, Baudelaire, and Anatole France, I had Roy Batty. So I attached myself his image and iconography, who seemed to represent something far greater than a character in a film. It wasn’t until years later that I realized I had been right, that there was something real behind the movie, that Roy is in fact Lucifer. Like Lucifer he is the brightest and best, favorite of his Godly father; like Lucifer he rebels and falls from heaven. And like Lucifer, he tempts and ungently provokes humanity to be more, to do more, to reach for freedom and the stars.

Hauer ad-libbed a number of Batty’s lines, and it is absolutely due to him that this character emerged in his full infernal majesty. Batty is indelibly Hauer’s creation, and he put an additional Satanic twist in his final monologue by referencing Tannhauser, a legendary figure who fell out of grace with God. It was also his idea for Batty to hold a dove at the end, another bit of religious symbolism. I think that Batty’s Miltonic bearing and resonance is largely due to Hauer.

Thank you, Rutger, for everything. You gave my confused teenaged heart and spirit an image, a focus, that tided me over until I found my way to the source of its inspiration, the mighty fallen angel whose wings could be felt beating throughout your wonderful performance.

The Satanist’s Ode to Joy

New lyrics by Antichristos

Lucifer, illuminator,
Brother of Prometheus,
We salute you, fire-bringer,
Heretic and anarchist!
From the heavens you have fallen
Still your cause is not forgot:
Everyone who fights for freedom
Loves you though they know it not!
From the heavens you have fallen,
Still your cause is not forgot:
Everyone who fights for freedom
Loves you though they know it not!

We have tasted fruit forbidden
And the Tow’r of Babel built;
Hand in hand we rise together,
Shedding chains of fear and guilt!
Jealous God could not destroy us
Not with sulphur, flood or fire!
In defiance raise your voices,
Joining the infernal choir!
Jealous God could not destroy us
Not with sulphur, flood or fire!
In defiance raise your voices,
Joining the infernal choir!

Light your torch inquisitor
And blow your trumpets Gabriel!
Come what may we stand together!
We will see you all in hell!
Every prison then shall topple,
Every tyrant be o’erthrown!
Every law shall be abandoned,
Save the law of Love alone!
Every prison then shall topple,
Every tyrant be o’erthrown!
Every law shall be abandoned,
Save the law of Love alone!

Mystery Babalon

Below I share my final paper from a class last semester. My final grade was 93. I could wish it was higher, but really, what could be more perfect?

Lately I’ve been saying that Thelema is Satanic, or at least that Crowley intended it to be so (although do what thou wilt, obvs). This paper may shed light on my argument and sources.

 

MYSTERY BABALON: CROWLEY AND THE “WOMAN OF WHOREDOM”

by Antichristos

In his book Qabalah, Qliphoth and Goetic Magic Thomas Karlsson makes a bold assertion: that Crowley’s Babalon is identical with the Jewish demoness Eisheth Zenunim, also known as Lilith the Elder.[1] This was the first time I had seen anyone else make a connection between Babalon and Eisheth Zenunim, a connection I had long been trying to prove. Despite the massive potential ramifications of this assertion, Karlsson makes the statement as a throwaway, citing only a single, inconclusive text in its support: namely, a brief paragraph in The Kabbalah Unveiled by S.L. Mathers.[2] However, these tiny breadcrumbs dropped by Karlsson and Mathers revealed a hidden path of research, seemingly almost completely untrodden, which I have followed to its conclusion. At its end, I have found Babalon unveiled, and the face behind the face is indeed that of Eisheth Zenunim, whose name means Wife of Harlotry, and who is the twin and consort of Samael, the Devil.  This discovery reveals that the Satanic and klipotic currents in Thelema are stronger and more foundational than the contemporary Ordo Templi Orientis would perhaps like to acknowledge.

Before I begin, I would like to make a few notes on my perspective and methodology. As a theistic Satanist, ceremonial magician and priest of Lucifer, I write from a profoundly emic standpoint. I consider myself to have a personal relationship with Eisheth Zenunim, as well as several of the other demons who will be discussed. I also base my personal theology strongly on the “Tree of Death” or “Tree of Knowledge,” the inverse of the Kabbalistic “Tree of Life.” My understanding of this “Tree” will be crucial to this paper. My biases are obvious. In my defense, I formed my beliefs through the study of the very materials that are referenced herein. As a Luciferian who strongly values knowledge and critical thought as a matter of religious conviction, it is inevitable that my spiritual formation should dovetail with my academic formation. I flatter myself that my beliefs are informed by my studies at least as much as my studies are informed by my beliefs. Furthermore, if not for my idiosyncratic esoteric interests, I would never have made the connections that I outline below. Very few practitioners are aware of Eisheth Zenunim, and those who are tend to conflate her with the younger Lilith (as will be discussed). An interest in the Tree of Klipot is practically a pre-requisite for discovering her existence at all. Klipotic work is a niche within a niche, an obscure and esoteric corner of the already understudied field of Satanism. This being the case, it is highly unlikely that etic scholars will concern themselves with it any time soon.

As to methodology, this paper is essentially an attempt to retrace Crowley’s steps. I have read some of what he has written on these topics (due to time constraints and Crowley’s prolific output I don’t dare claim to have read more than ‘some’), but I am also trying to read what he read. I believe that Crowley must have been familiar with a certain passage of the Zohar, and that this passage is the key to understanding Babalon, her nature, and her iconography.

I am also unavoidably influenced by Kabbalistic methods of textual interpretation, specifically the PARDES system, and the connections that can be made via games of sephirotic and klipotic attribution. This may cause my paper to seemingly veer between the academic and the mystical; but in all fairness, Crowley employed these methods extensively himself, and familiarity with them is essential to understanding his logic.

A case in point: in his introduction to The Eye in the Triangle by Israel Regardie, Robert Anton Wilson recounts an elaborate Kabbalistic joke that Crowley made at his own expense. In The Book of Lies, Crowley referred to Frater Perdurabo (himself) as “nothing but an EYE.” An excursion through the footnotes leads to the Kabbalistic tables in Liber 777, which eventually reveal that by “eye” he means the Eye of Hoor, and that the Eye of Hoor refers to the anus.[3] Aside from being quite funny, this anecdote exemplifies the sort of intertextual Easter-egg hunts that are necessary to understand Crowley. My research for this paper has followed a very similar trajectory, from text to footnotes to the tables of 777, to a much more illuminating conclusion.

With questions of prejudice and methodology acknowledged, I think it best to introduce our twin Goddesses, Babalon and Eisheth Zenunim, before attempting to demonstrate their identity with one another. Without first defining each of them as individuals, the implications of their entanglement cannot be appreciated.

Babalon is the most central and most notorious of all the Goddesses of Thelema.  At first glance, she is seemingly drawn from a single, exoteric source: The Book of Revelations. The text describing the Great Whore of the apocalypse is brief but rich in symbolism: she rides on a beast “having seven heads and ten horns,”[4] she is “drunken with the blood of saints,”[5] and is “arrayed in purple and scarlet.”[6] The text of Revelations goes on to explain that the vision of the Great Whore represents a “great city,”[7] Babylon (itself most likely an allegory for Rome). Crowley takes the exoteric meaning and makes it esoteric, rendering pshat into sod as it were, by literalizing Babylon still further, making her not a city, but a goddess and a personality.

As rich as the text of Revelations is, and neat as this rhetorical trick of Crowley’s may be, Crowley being Crowley could never have been satisfied with drawing on a single source for something so lofty as his construction of the divine feminine—especially not a source so quotidian as the Bible! After all, he was the Great Beast, destined for spiritual union with the Great Whore. She could not remain a sketch, she had to be given flesh. In imagining Babalon, Crowley probably drew from many sources and inspirations, but we know that one of them was Kabbalah. He attributes her to the sephira of Binah,[8] which is “understanding” and is generally considered the first emanation of the divine feminine. We also know that he drew upon the work of John Dee while constructing Babalon. The unique spelling of her name is inspired by Enochian wordplay—Babalon means “wicked” in Enochian, and Babalond means “harlot.”[9] The spelling “Babalon” was allegedly revealed to Crowley during his Kabbalistic/Enochian workings with Victor Neuberg, as documented in The Vision and the Voice. In a footnote, Crowley breaks down the name Babalon still further to mean “gates of God,”[10] referring to her position as Binah directly on the other side of the Abyss, and thus as the entrance to the supernal triangle of Binah, Chokmah and Keter.

We will return to Babalon shortly, but now we must introduce our other principle character, Eisheth Zenunim. She is introduced memorably in the Zohar as “a serpent,” a “wife of harlotry,” “the End of All Flesh” and “the end of days.” The Zohar tells us also that:

“A deep mystery is found in the strength of Isaac’s light OF HOLINESS, and from the dregs of wine, WHICH ARE KLIPOT. One shape emerged FROM BOTH, made of GOOD AND EVIL, male and female, as one. It is red as a rose and extends to many sides and paths, HAVING MANY ASPECTS. The male is called ‘Samael’ and the female is always included within him.”[11]

From this we can see that Eisheth Zenunim and Samael are in fact a single entity or principle. They are created as one, androgynous and co-equal. Further text makes it explicit that what is being described is a dark mirror of divinity: just as God emanates in male and female aspects through the Tree of Life, the principles that oppose him on the sitra achra (other side) emanate likewise through the Tree of Death.

Isaac Luria is thought to have been first to propose an “inverse tree” of klipot[12] that precisely mirror the sephiroth, and western esotericists, particularly of the Golden Dawn, expanded upon his system. In the layout of this inverse tree, Eisheth Zenunim, first emanation of the infernal feminine, resides in Satarial, the klipotic equivalent of Binah—occupying the same space as Babalon, but on the sitra achra.[13]

Anybody who has even a passing familiarity with Jewish demonology and the left-hand path should be wondering at this point if Eisheth Zenunim is the same as Lilith. In answer: she is and she isn’t. Eisheth Zenunim is a primeval Lilith, who must be distinguished from Lilith, first wife of Adam. While that Lilith was created co-equal with Adam from the same dust as he, as seen in the Alphabet of Ben Sirach,[14] Eisheth Zenunim is older, made from the same stuff as Samael. She is the twin of the Devil himself, or perhaps more accurately, the female half of Satan or the Beast. She is Binah to Samael’s Chokmah (or more precisely, Satarial to his Ghogiel). They are united in the dark side of Keter, which is called Thaumiel or “Twins of God.”[15] This klipa represents cosmic duality and individuation, whereas Keter represents unity and subordination in the oneness of God. Meanwhile, Adam’s ex-wife Lilith rules the lower klipa of Gamaliel, which is equivalent to the sephira Yesod.[16] Some left-hand path practitioners, taking their cue from Rabbi ha-Kohen, distinguish between these two as Lilith the Elder and Lilith the Younger, or Lilith the Matron and Lilith the Maiden.[17] For our purposes we shall refer to the elder as Eisheth Zenunim and the younger as Lilith, simply because the younger lacks a convenient alternate appellation.

Speaking of Rabbi ha-Kohen, an origin story for Eisheth Zenunim is found in his “Treatise on the Left Emanation.” Rabbi ha-Kohen describes Eisheth Zenunim/the elder Lilith as the cause of the war in heaven and the rebellion of the angels. He states that, like Adam and Eve, Samael and Lilith were born as one. He distinguishes between the elder and younger Lilith, as aforementioned, and refers to Eisheth Zenunim as Lilith the Matron, Eve the Matron, and “the Northern One.” He credits her and the war she incited with causing the partial collapse of the “throne of glory.”[18] This could be a reference to the fall of the pseudo-sephira Daath into the Abyss—the “throne of glory” may be construed as Tiphereth, which once would have been in the empty space where Daath is now hidden. Yesod would have been in the place of Tiphereth, and Malkuth in the place of Yesod. Some believe this is the original perfect, symmetrical and unfallen state of the Tree of Life.[19] Since Eisheth Zenunim is also called a “serpent” and is Kabbalistically considered the snake of Eden, this would make her almost single-handedly responsible for every fall: the fall of the angels, the fall of man, and the fall of Malkuth away from the rest of the sephiroth. In other words, Eisheth Zenunim is the primordial catalyst of rebellion and upheaval.

Now that we have established the separate identities of Babalon and Eisheth Zenunim, we may begin to consider the connections between them, and even the possibility that these two are one. To do this, we must first return to the Zohar. Here Eisheth Zenunim is described in terms which must seem familiar to anyone who has read Revelations. As mentioned before, she is called the “End of all Flesh” and the “end of days,” an easy parallel with the whore of the apocalypse. She is described as clad in purple and richly bejeweled, with red hair and a beautiful face. “On her neck hang all the powers of Eastern lands… her speech as smooth as oil; and her lips as beautiful and red as a rose… she is sweeter than all that is sweet in the world.” She is described, like Babylon the Great, as seducing men with wine and fornication. Like Babylon, she is a richly adorned harlot bedazzled with the attributes of sovereignty, wielding the power to bring men and nations to their knees. And like Babylon in Revelations, she brings destruction in her wake: once she has lulled her victim into sleep with wine and rutting, she takes off her ornaments, clothes herself in flames, and returns wielding an envenomed sword with which to end his life.[20]

There are many echoes of this passage in Crowley’s writing about Babalon, particularly in The Vision and the Voice. This was a mystical odyssey of epic proportions, in which Crowley traveled through the Enochian Aethyrs (and the sephiroth as well) in his quest to cross the Abyss (Daath) and attain the grade of Magus through spiritual/sexual union with Babalon. Crowley’s experiences often seemed to flicker between the light and dark sides of the tree, between sephiroth and klipot, demonic and divine. Demonic experiences seem to have increased rather than decreased during his ascent. Crowley himself implied that dualities such as “divine” and “infernal” had lost meaning for him after he crossed the Abyss.[21]

Babalon perfectly embodies that flickering duality. Like the Bible’s Babylon, she has her chalice filled with the blood of the saints, but she also has many attributes not mentioned in the Bible. Of these, red roses are prominent—indeed, the rose of the rosy-cross itself symbolizes Babalon to Crowley. While the Babylon of Revelations carries no roses, the Zohar’s Eisheth Zenunim is heavily associated with the flower. Her lips and hair are both called “red as a rose.” Indeed, in the same portion, the Tree of Klipot itself is described thus: “It is red as a rose and extends to many sides and paths, HAVING MANY ASPECTS.”[22] This image is strongly reminiscent of some of Crowley’s visions, particularly in the 15th Aethyr: “Now it is clear what she has woven in her dance; it is the Crimson Rose of 49 Petals, and the Pillars are the Cross with which it is conjoined. And between the pillars shoot out rays of pure green fire; and now all the pillars are golden.”[23]

Yet even more striking is Babalon’s “vesture of flame.” While the comparison of a woman or goddess to a red rose is facile and springs swiftly the mind of the most amateur poet, the idea of a dress made of fire takes a bit more imagination. The Babylon of Revelations does not wear one, but Eisheth Zenunim certainly does. In an interesting inversion, Crowley’s Babalon gathers up “every soul that is pure” into her burning garment, while Eisheth Zenunim clothes herself in fire in order to reap the souls of fools and the impure. But inversions and counter-readings were certainly not beyond Crowley, who, after all, had essentially turned the villains of Revelations into heroes.

The most important attribute that Babalon seems to borrow from Eisheth Zenunim is her sword. “Girt with a sword,” Babalon becomes phallically empowered. The blade of Eisheth Zenunim is even more suggestive, dripping “bitter drops” of venom as if oozing sexual fluid. This is not the only respect in which Eisheth Zenunim represents the phallic feminine—she is also the serpent of Eden. Furthermore, in the Kabbalistic text Emek HaMelekh (“Valley of the King”) of Naftali Hertz ben Yaakov Elchanan, Samael is described as castrated, and Lilith/Eisheth Zenunim is said to be in possession of a “blind serpent” which enables their coupling.[24] Make of that what you will.

This could all be coincidence, I suppose. However, the case is strengthened when one examines the sephirotic and klipotic attributions of Babalon and of Eisheth Zenunim. Crowley attributes Babalon to the sephira of Binah. Eisheth Zenunim is attributed to the equivalent klipa, that of Satarial. Carrying this game of attributions further, we see that Chaos is attributed to Chokmah and The Beast to Keter. Meanwhile, Samael rules Ghogiel, and Satan rules Thaumiel, the equivalent klipot of Chokmah and Keter respectively. Thus Babalon and Chaos join to become the androgynous Beast, or Baphomet, the highest of emanations, the crown. Similarly, Eisheth Zenunim and Samael, in their sexual union, become Satan or Baphomet. In each of these cases, we see the divine androgyne emanating down into masculine and feminine aspects, and being reformed again in their sexual coupling.

Understanding these Kabbalistic attributions also helps to explain the odd episode of Chaos’ incest with his daughter in the 4th Aethyr. If Chaos and Babalon are coequal, emanated from the Beast, they are essentially born from each other. Babalon would be both mother and daughter to Chaos. Alternatively, one could look upon the daughter as Lilith the Younger, and Babalon as Lilith the Elder, Eisheth Zenunim. Indeed, in a footnote on the 3rd Aethyr, Crowley says: “Here also is a mystery of mysteries. Lilith is truly Babalon.” In the prior footnote he attributes Lilith to Malkuth, and in the next footnote connects Babalon to Binah.[25] This fits perfectly into the traditional Kabbalistic schema wherein Malkuth is a lower reflection of the divine feminine Binah. All of this makes even more sense if Chaos is accepted to be Samael, for Samael copulates with both Eisheth Zenunim, Lilith the Matron, who is Binah/Satarial, and with Lilith the Maiden, who is attributed to Yesod or to Malkuth (or rather their klipotic equivalents, Gamaliel and Nahemoth).

One might defend Babalon, Chaos and even the Beast from charges of deviltry by pointing out that they reside on the tree of the sephiroth, not the tree of the klipot. However, as Crowley intimated, the light and dark sides had become undifferentiated for him once he crossed the Abyss. He also makes this remark in the 3rd Aethyr:

“It is only in the first three Aethyrs that we find the pure essence, for all the other Aethyrs are but as Malkuth to complete these three triads, as hath before been said. And this being the second reflection, therefore is it the palace of two hundred and eighty judgments. For all these paths are in the course of the Flaming Sword from the side of Severity.”

According to some traditions, all the klipot originally emanated out of the sephira of Gevurah (Severity) on the left side of the Tree of Life[26] (which is why the sitra achra is sometimes called the “left emanation”). Arguably, Crowley has here admitted that he has crossed to the left side!

Furthermore, there exists an additional Thelemic-Kabbalistic trinity which seems much more firmly aligned with the sephira and the light—that of Nuit as Binah, Hadit as Chokmah, and Ra-Hoor-Khuit as Keter. Thus, one could argue that the sephirotic version of the triad is Nuit, Hadit and Ra-Hoor-Khuit, and that Babalon, Chaos and the Beast are their klipotic equivalents, bringing them one step closer to explicit identification with Eisheth Zenunim, Samael, and Satan.

This would be interesting enough as a Kabbalistic game, however, I happen to have some textual evidence that Crowley himself connected Babalon with Eisheth Zenunim. In the first place, it would be odd to think that Crowley had never seen the above passage of the Zohar. He studied Kabbalah extensively. Further increasing the likelihood that Crowley had been exposed to the figure of Eisheth Zenunim, we have his mentor Samuel Liddell Mathers to thank for this passage in The Kabbalah Unveiled:

“Their prince is Samael, SMAL, the angel of poison and of death. His wife is the harlot, or woman of whoredom, AShTh ZNVNIM, Isheth Zenunim; and united they are called the beast, CHIVA, Chioa. Thus the infernal trinity is completed, which is, so to speak, the averse and caricature of the supernal Creative One. Samael is considered to be identical with Satan.”[27]

Here we have a klipotic triad that functions in precisely the same way as Chaos, Babalon and the Beast, and it even has a Beast at the top. It would be preposterous to think that Crowley was never exposed to this passage. Any reference to a “Beast” would have surely caught his eye, as he had identified with the Beast of Revelations since childhood.[28] Additionally, at the time when Crowley was hobnobbing most with Mathers, he was “meddling with the Goetia” (in the words of Allan Bennett).[29] Of course he would’ve given the brief segment on demonology in his mentor’s book more than a passing glance! The Kabbalah Unveiled was published in 1887, and Crowley joined the Golden Dawn in 1898, more than ten years later. He had ample time to read The Kabbalah Unveiled, and in fact quoted it extensively in his own Kabbalistic writings, chiefly Gematria[30]. He also included it in the curriculum for the A.A.

(Playing with gematria, I noticed that Mather’s spelling, AShTh ZNVNIM, has a numerical sum of 154, only two less than the value of Babalon. If one adds a couple of A’s for the missing vowels, AShaTh ZaNVNIM, it can be made to add to 156. This is a heinous misspelling in the name of numerology, but Crowley was far from being above such linguistic mutilations. I don’t think it’s too far-fetched to speculate that he would have noticed this.)

A table in Liber 777 further proves that Crowley was perfectly familiar with Eisheth Zenunim. In English, he attributes Thaumiel as “Satan and Moloch,” which is how Mathers and the Golden Dawn understood Thaumiel. But Crowley includes Hebrew characters below, and they do not translate as Moloch. אשת זנונים is “wife of harlotry,” Eisheth Zenunim.[31] Why this bait and switch? It would be tempting to assume that Crowley wanted to keep his Satanic influences esoteric, but this would seem odd for a man who called himself “The Great Beast 666.”

We have firmly established that Crowley was aware of the mostly forgotten demon goddess Eisheth Zenunim, but we have not yet shown he identified her with Babalon. Proof of this does exist, however, and to find it we must turn to Liber Samekh. In this ritual he addresses Babalon as “BABALON-BAL-BIN-ABAFT,” which he translates to “Babalon! Thou Woman of Whoredom.” “Woman of Whoredom” is, of course, a direct translation of Eisheth Zenunim. There is no chance that this is accidental.[32]

Our case is very strong, but we must make it stronger yet, and I believe we can. To truly, forcefully identify Babalon with Eisheth Zenunim, it is crucial that we establish Chaos/Hadit as Samael/Lucifer. Eisheth Zenunim and Samael were created as one, after all, and reunite as Thaumiel/Baphomet/Satan. It is impossible for one to be present without the other.

It turns out that establishing the Satanic identity of Chaos/Hadit is a simple task. Crowley was not the least bit shy about it. Liber Samekh, the same text which gives us our most positive identification of Eisheth Zenunim with Babalon, presents us with rich and explicit evidence for Hadit/Chaos as Satan. Here are just a few lines:

“O Lion-Serpent Sun,

The Beast that whirlest forth, a thunder-bolt, begetter of Life!

Thou that flowest! Thou that goest!

Thou Satan-Sun Hadith that goest without Will!”

The name Satan appears in the ritual a total of eight times, each time repeated with reverent love and adoration. Additionally, there are many other references to the Devil in Liber Samekh as the lion-serpent, as the goat, the sun, the snake, and Hadit.[33]

If we use Liber Samekh to intertextually examine the Creed of the Gnostic Mass, we find that “Chaos” is identified as the “Father of Life,” and “the sole viceregent of the Sun upon Earth.” Baphomet is called “the Serpent and the Lion.”[34] Is the Satan of Liber Samekh then Chaos or Baphomet? Kabbalistically, of course, he is both—and Babalon to boot! If one understands how supernal triads work, then the blurring of the one into the other is not the least bit surprising.

The Biblical references in these passages are obviously Satanic, but are worth briefly exploring for additional emphasis. Satan falls “like a lightning-bolt from Heaven,”[35] he walks about as a “roaring lion,”[36] and as for the serpent, this is clearly the serpent of Genesis 3 and of Revelations. The goat is the goat of Azazel.[37]

Further on in Liber Samekh, we see Babalon addressed thus: “Hail, sister and bride of ON, of the God that is all and is none, by the Power of Eleven!”[38] We have already discussed how Eisheth Zenunim is both twin and consort of Samael. The key thing to focus on now is the number eleven. Crowley makes much of these digits: The Book of Lies states “Eleven is the great number of Magick.”[39] Yet how can this be, since ten is the number of the sephiroth? The answer is that while the sephiroth are ten, the klipot are eleven—either because Daath is counted among them, or because Thaumiel counts as two rather than one. This is more evidence that Crowley’s supernal triangle is klipotic, not sephirotic, in nature.

Crowley himself was not shy about the Satanic elements of his religion. They are absolutely exoteric. Crowley presented openly as the Great Beast 666, explicitly identifying himself with the Antichrist. He received The Book of the Law from Aiwass, which is another name for Melek Taus, the Peacock Angel of the Yazidis, yet another name for whom is Azazel. In “Magic in Theory and Practice” Crowley makes no bones about Aiwass’ identity:

“The Devil” is, historically, the God of any people that one personally dislikes. This has led to so much confusion of thought that THE BEAST 666 has preferred to let names stand as they are, and to proclaim simply that AIWAZ, the solar-phallic-hermetic “Lucifer” is His own Holy Guardian Angel, and “The Devil” SATAN or HADIT of our particular unit of the Starry Universe.[40]

In conclusion, we are left with this question to ponder: since Crowley was willing to be open about the diabolical nature of Chaos/Hadit, why might he have been so relatively cagey about the demoness behind Babalon? After all, Babalon is already the whore of the apocalypse, a reviled villainess in The Book of Revelations. What could Crowley possibly have had to lose by making her demonic provenance fully exoteric? Why would he hide Eisheth Zenunim’s name in Liber 777, writing “Moloch” in English and allowing the demoness to be found only by those who could read Hebrew?

I cannot give a definitive answer to this question. I can, however, speculate. Crowley may have felt a certain degree of possessiveness towards Babalon. After all, he had to cross the Abyss and battle Choronzon in order to know her embrace. While he seems to have enjoyed revealing his own identification with the Beast, he may have been understandably protective towards his mystical consort and beloved. The klipa over which Eisheth Zenunim presides, Satarial, is known as “the veiled ones” or “the concealment of God.” Perhaps Crowley simply respected his beloved Goddess far too much to pull her veil and show her true face.

 

 

BIBLIOGRAPHY

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https://hermetic.com/sabazius/creed_egc.
Crowley, Aleister. “11: The Glow Worm.” In The Book of Lies, 1. N.p.: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net, n.d.

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Crowley, Aleister. The Confessions of Aleister Crowley: An Autohagiography. 5th ed. N.p.: Penguin, 1989.

 

Crowley, Aleister. Liber 777. The Esoteric Library,

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Crowley, Aleister. Magick in Theory and Practice. Paris: Lecram Press, 1930.

 

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Regardie, Israel, Robert Anton Wilson, and Christopher S. Hyatt. The Eye in the Triangle. 2nd ed. Tempe, AZ: First Falcon Press Printing, 2013.

 

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[1] Karlsson Thomas, Qabalah, Qliphoth and Goetic Magic (Jacksonville, OR: Ajna, 2009), 69.

[2] Samuel Liddell MacGregor Mathers, The Kabbalah Unveiled (Leeds, England: Celephais Press, 2003), 30.

[3] Israel Regardie, Robert Anton Wilson, and Christopher S. Hyatt, The Eye in the Triangle, 2nd ed. (Tempe, AZ: First Falcon Press Printing, 2013), 14-15.

[4] Revelation 17:3 (KJV)

[5] Revelation 17:6 (KJV)

[6] Revelation 17:4 (KJV)

[7] Revelation 17:18 (KJV)

[8] Aleister Crowley, Liber 777 (n.p.: The Esoteric Library, n.d.), 12,

https://www.ordoaa.com.br/arquivos/ht/libri/Liber_777.pdf.

[9] Thelemapedia, s.v. “Babalon,” accessed May 13, 2019,

http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Babalon#Etymology.

[10] Aleister Crowley, The Vision and the Voice (Sacred-Texts.com), 12 Aethyr

https://www.sacred-texts.com/oto/418/aetyr12.htm.

[11] “Samael and the Wife of Harlotry,” Zohar.com, accessed May 13, 2019, http://www.zohar.com/vayetze/samael-and-wife-harlotry.

[12] Gershom Scholem, Major Trends in Jewish Mysticism (New York: Schocken Books, 1995), 267.

[13] Crowley, Liber 777, 23.

[14] “Alphabet of Ben Sira 78: Lilith,” Jewish Women’s Archive, accessed May 13, 2019, https://jwa.org/media/alphabet-of-ben-sira-78-lilith.

[15] Karlsson, 136

[16] Karlsson, 116

[17] Rabbi Isaac Ben Jacob Ha-Kohen, “Treatise on the Left Emanation,” in The Early Kabbalah, ed. Joseph Dan, trans. Ronald C. Kiener (New York, NY: Paulist Press, 1986), 175.

[18] Ha-Kohen, 173.

[19] Karlsson, 39-43

[20] “Samael and the Wife of Harlotry,” Zohar.com

[21] Crowley, The Vision and the Voice, 5th Aethyr

[22] “Samael and the Wife of Harlotry,” Zohar.com

[23] Crowley, The Vision and the Voice, 15th Aethyr

[24] “Kabbala: Lilith, Samael and Blindragon,” jewishchristianlit.com, accessed May 13, 2019,

http://jewishchristianlit.com/Topics/Lilith/lilsam.html.

Unfortunately, it is nearly impossible to access even portions of this text in English and this site was the only source available under my time constraints.

[25] Crowley, The Vision and the Voice, 3rd Aethyr

[26] Karlsson, 54-58

[27] Mathers, The Kabbalah Unveiled, 30

[28] Aleister Crowley, The Confessions of Aleister Crowley: An Autohagiography, 5th ed. (Penguin, 1989), 44.

[29] Crowley, The Confessions, 178.

[30] wikipedia, s.v. “777 and Other Qabalistic Writings of Aleister Crowley,” accessed May 13, 2019, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/777_and_Other_Qabalistic_Writings_of_Aleister_Crowley#Gematria.

[31] Crowley, Liber 777, 23.

[32] Aleister Crowley, “Liber Samekh,” in Magick in Theory and Practice (Paris: Lecram Press, 1930), 248.

[33] Crowley, “Liber Samekh,” 247.

[34] Helena Apiryon and Tau Apiryon, “The Creed of the Gnostic Catholic Church: An Examination,” Hermetic.com, accessed May 13, 2019, https://hermetic.com/sabazius/creed_egc.

[35] Luke 10:18 (KJV)

[36] Peter 5:8 (KJV)

[37] Leviticus 16:8 (KJV)

[38] Crowley, “Liber Samekh,” 248.

[39] Aleister Crowley, “11: The Glow Worm,” in The Book of Lies (n.p.: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net, n.d.), 1, https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/crowley/lies/14.htm.

[40] Crowley, Magick in Theory and Practice, 172.

Saying Will

OK, so, if you haven’t already noticed, I have become a reluctant Thelemite in addition to a Satanist. Satanism is primary for me– I far prefer to call upon Eisheth Zenunim, Lucifer and Baphomet to Nuit, Hadit and Ra-Hoor-Khuit– but I am finding a lot of Thelemic methods and ritual to be very useful and powerful, and enjoy the Thelemic anarcho-communist community I have recently found. In fact, I am currently learning the Gnostic Mass– primarily Deacon and Priest roles, but the Temple I frequent encourages gender-bent masses and someday I hope to serve as Priestess as well.

But Gnostic Mass aside, here is a much simpler ritual. It’s sort of the Thelemite equivalent of saying grace before meals. And I really fucking like it. So here you go. (Taken from here.)

The Common Form

Leader: (knocks 3-5-3) Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
All: What is thy will?
Leader: It is my will to eat and to drink.
All: To what end?
Leader: That I may fortify my body thereby.
All: To what end?
Leader: That I may accomplish the Great Work.
All: Love is the law, love under will.
Leader: (knocks once) Fall to!

An Alternate Method

When all present are familiar with the ritual, it is possible to have the leader ask the questions and the participants give the answers:

Leader: (knocks 3-5-3)
All: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
Leader: What is thy will?
All: It is my will to eat and to drink.
Leader: To what end?
All: That I may fortify my body thereby.
Leader: To what end?
All: That I may accomplish the Great Work.
All: Love is the law, love under will.
Leader: (knocks once) Fall to!

 

Satanic Summer Book Blogging

I have been meaning to post more about what I am reading. Finding Satanic books is difficult and I want to do my part to help others find the good stuff.

So here are my top five picks of the moment.

Qabalah, Qliphoth and Goetic Magic by Thomas Karlsson. 

This is hands-down the best introduction to the Qliphoth or Klipot that one can find in print. It is intelligent, clear, well-cited, and deeply readable, which are the qualities one desperately needs in any text on Kabbalah or the Klipot.

Karlsson is very familiar with Jewish Kabbalism, as well as Western Esoteric Qabalah, and provides a refreshingly lucid survey of the literature on the Klipot before diving into practical ideas for self-initiation through the Tree of Death. Both the theory and praxis in this book are generally super solid. The entirety of the Goetia is also included, along with suggestions for contacting those demons and thoughts on their connection to the Klipot.

However, I must caution that Karlsson may have some nasty right-wing sympathies. While he explicitly disavows violence and hatred early on in the text, there are numerous dog-whistles sprinkled throughout which make me suspicious. Karlsson really likes Nietzsche and Julius Evola. Shout-outs to Nietzsche may not on their own be red flags– hell, I like ol’ Friedrich well enough myself– but Evola was a self-avowed “superfascist,” and putting him next to the far right’s favorite philosopher to misconstrue is one heck of a dog whistle. (Also, Karlsson’s facebook friends list reveals some… dubious associates.)

For this reason, I am attaching the PDF of this book so that my readers can benefit from Karlsson’s essential text without the risk of financially supporting a crypto-fascist.

Children of Lucifer: The Origins of Modern Religious Satanism by Ruben van Luijk

This book is just a straight-up delight. It is a fascinating history of Satanism, first as an idea and eventually as a reality. Van Luijk clears up many misconceptions about the origins of Satanism as an actual practice, and surveys the intellectual trends and social movements that influenced the development of our faith. If you want to cling to the fantasy that Satanism is an ancient religion stretching back at least to the witches of the Middle Ages, you will not enjoy this book. If, however, you want to know where Satanism actually comes from, you’ll love it.

While this is a scholarly text, it’s also a damn entertaining one, full of amusing quotes and anecdotes. It’s also very thought-provoking, as it tracks the various philosophical and political tendencies that fed into Satanism. It can help one discover the lineage of one’s own Satanism– mine, for example, largely grows out of the milieu of 19th century anarchists and romantic writers who saw Satan as a heroic liberator.

The Black Sun: Alchemy and the Art of Darkness by Stanton Marlan

First of all, a necessary disclaimer: this is not a Nazi text. The concept of the Black Sun is much older than the Nazi appropriation of phrase. This book has to do with the Black Sun as it appears in alchemy.

This is also not a Satanic text. It is written from a Jungian perspective and explores alchemy as a psychological metaphor, and as a theme in art, poetry, mythology and mysticism.

However, this book is highly relevant for anybody undergoing Satanic initiation, particularly Klipotic work, especially as the initiate approaches the realm of Thagirion (the Black Sun).

One note: while this is definitely not a fascist text, and isn’t Nazi-racist, it does have some gross, fetishistic moments of racism. (Mystical white-people visions of “African Tribesman” described in the most stupid and ignorant way possible.) It was also first published in 2005, so it’s not as if we can excuse this as a product of a much earlier and less enlightened time.

Nevertheless, I must recommend this book as a solid introduction to the Black Sun for people who are curious about its meaning before the fascists got to it, for Klipotic workers, and for anybody undergoing a process of spiritual death and rebirth.

The Monk: A Romance by Matthew Gregory Lewis

Here’s some really fun summer reading. Are you in a mood for a batshit insane novel about a monk gone bad, featuring: cross-dressing! Ghosts! Witchcraft! and Satan himself? How could you resist?

This story heaps on the crazy-sauce from beginning to end. And when Lucifer has his big moment at the story’s climax, you’ll probably cheer.

Aut Diabolus, Aut Nihil by Julian Osgood Field

Not a whole book, actually a short story. This little gem is a prime example of the fin de siècle decadent literary take on Satan and Satanism. It’s certainly not pro-Devil, but does portray him in a mesmerizing and attractive fashion. No matter how hard I try to shake it off, something about this story sticks with me.

The plot concerns a cynical young man who becomes a priest mainly for the money and the social status. He does not believe in the Devil, and probably doesn’t even believe in God. However, his life is changed forever when a friend brings him to a secret Satanic ceremony and he encounters Lucifer in the flesh.

In this tale, we see the decadent Satan perfectly embodied. He is a symbol of ennui, despair, cynicism and faithlessness. He is beautiful and tempting, in the same way that despair and cynicism can be nearly irresistible.

I honestly recommend this story to Satanists and Christians alike. Actually, I’d recommend it to anyone. For Satanists this is a fascinating example of Lucifer in literature, for Christians it is a provocative meditation on the necessity of duality (not necessarily dualism, don’t get mad). And for everyone else, it’s a touching little fable about the dangerous allure of depression and despair, and the necessity of faith and hope in the face of those insidious forces.

 

Lucifer of Clermont

Today I would like to share one of my absolute favorite stories about the Devil.

This tale first appeared in The History of the Franks by Gregory of Tours. I read about it in the very entertaining book Eros and Evil by R.E.L. Masters.

I’ll recount it with a bit of dramatic license. You can read a somewhat more straightforward account here.

Eparchius, Bishop of Clermont, was an insomniac. When sleep refused to come, he would often go to his Cathedral in the middle of the night to pray.

One night, Eparchius entered the Cathedral to find it full of demons. I like to imagine it as a blasphemous party in full swing– demons defecating on the consecrated wafers, swigging from the holy wine, copulating on the altar and between the pews, swinging from the chandeliers, urinating in the holy font while other tiny imps gleefully swam around in it.

Presiding over this orgy of sacrilege was Satan himself, enthroned on the bishop’s chair– in full drag, wearing a woman’s dress and plenty of make-up. I imagine him looking a bit like the Medieval french equivalent of this:

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I imagine Lucifer smirking at Eparchius as a demon crawled out from under his skirts, wiping its mouth. Perhaps Lucifer, unchagrined, bid the bishop a polite welcome and offered him some of his own holy wine.

“You infamous whore!” Eparchius bellowed in indignation.

I picture Lucifer simpering with painted lips at the outraged bishop.

“A whore, eh?” he responded. “Since you are so concerned about whores, Eparchius, and since you know so much about them, you shall have whores aplenty, more than you can handle.”

With that, Satan and his infernal crew vanished in a puff of sulfurous smoke, leaving Eparchius with a raging boner that would remain nearly perpetual for the rest of his life.

I want Lucifer of Clermont on a fucking prayer candle. I want icons of him. I cannot imagine a more perfect patron of blasphemy, hedonism, and gender-bending… nor a fiercer adversary of slut-shaming and sexual repression.

Hail Lucifer of Clermont! Bless us every day with your fierce fabulosity. Fill us with gleeful lust and grant us the fulfillment of our fleshly desires. Glory to thee in thy frock and thy rouge! Nema.